My mom is making me write this letter to say I am sorry for my behavior at Alex's parent/teacher conference. I am sorry for many of the things that occurred during the 30 minute meeting including, but not limited to;
- Pooping my pants and smelling up the entire room.
- Grunting, turning red and bearing down on Mrs. Levo's chair while pooping said pants.
- Choking on an animal cracker and throwing up on the carpet.
- Principal Reagan's early exit (I believe I may have had something to do with that.)
- Crying when the school's Speech Therapist wouldn't give me her pencil, then hitting her.
Love,
John
1 comment:
Johnny you are forgiven. I bet you had a good time, even if no one else did.
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